Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In March, I sacrificed 1111809 to Cthulhu (500 points). In July, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In February, I recruited anniepookins as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I rescued raoulthegoatboy from being sacrificed (-200 points). Last week, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (255 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant, spikenheimer
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